Came Home for Lunch Today

My dearest Brendan,

I’m lonely and Leah has left me for some baby—my sister-in-law had another baby. It’s her second. But my other sister-in-law has two as well. A baby is a baby is a baby, right? Does anything even change after the first? It’s a small blob for the first six months anyway. Well, I guess it’s important to some people. Personally, I find the province of children to be entirely terrifying. I hate to be cliche, but I don’t really have a lot of choice in the matter. I’m white, male, suburban and complain about how good my life is.

In any case, I came home for lunch today because I had to walk Duke. I think I’ve also been suffering from eating at my desk. Yesterday, I walked over to the Tuscan Soup Garden which is owned and operated by an Asian family (I don’t believe they are from Tuscany and it seems like a strange name choice to me). So I’ve been getting out. Today, I made KD and a smokie. My father’s ultitarian meal of choice and one of my favourites.

The premise of going home was to walk Duke, but I ended up watching most of a Holmes Inspection episode and Duke just got a quick pee. He barked at this crazy hoarder that lives two houses down. I was proud that he could spot the crazy. Or maybe he just hates old people. I’m pretty okay with either.

I look forward to our lunch on Saturday,
Rhett